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20 Thoughts We All Have During Lightsaber Class

To take a break from my long breaks of writing content. I thought I'd do something a little different today. Think Madlibs, but with less rules and no coherent story.

Thanks to the dedicated students of Indy Lightsaber Academy, here are "20 thoughts we all have during lightsaber class".

Using only gifs posted by students that have no clue what I wanted the gifs for...



20.  When the Headmaster realizes you're making a post like this

When I could be writing the follow up Form post.

19. Better squeeze some last minute practice at home...

Probably a good thing you're coming to class.

18. When half the class posts they won't be there 


Your cat or car won't start. 

17. But they show up anyway


The allure of illuminated weapons was just too great.

16. And now it's time for warm ups


Exercise?

15. What you think you look like during Sally Up


How hard can this be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A2V9Bu80J4


14. What you actually look like during Sally Up


After today is the day I start working out. For reals.


Look at my squats


13. Time to split up into Forms


And all the Form 1's are in the corner

12. You really want to do well today

You may not have much, but you got enthusiasm.


yeah you definitely got enthusiasm

11. Maybe even bring some honor


Surely your cat would be proud.


10. Just when you think you have it

You are in the ZONE.


 9. Michael comes along to correct you

Give him the stink eye all you want


WHY CAN'T SABER DO THING

8. Time for sparring



Wait- what's an open attack??


7. When you realize how important footwork is


Just don't look over at the people practicing Form 6.



6. But you have your friends giving you advice on the sidelines


It's the thought that counts.

5.  However your mind decides to do this...


Time for the ol' toast and jelly. Or is it bread and butter??

4. Your match didn't quite go the way you planned


Maybe you won?
If not, reflect back on your other hobbies.




3. When you hear it's finally defense drill


 TIME TO SHINE





2. They're still doing the waffle joke?


How did this even get started?


 1. You blocked at least 2 strikes

That's worth something.


Your squad leaving the YMCA



 When asked "are you coming back next week?"




And that's all folks. You can stop posting gifs now. Please.



May the gifs be with you








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